What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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