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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Women's Basketball.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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