- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

I was once a hamster.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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