Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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this site is an antijoke

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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