What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Obama.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Anti Joke

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