Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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http://www.ladsta.com

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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