Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Welcome to die!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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