What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Flab

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What's up? Your time.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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acualy is dolan

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Rebecca Black's career.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Obama

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Anti Joke

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