Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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