what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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