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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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