What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Nick Cannon

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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stop it ryan vallee

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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