What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

your mom is so fat.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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