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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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civil rights

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Barack Obama

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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