- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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