RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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