I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Davey Peterson.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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