why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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ObamaCare

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Elizabeth Warren

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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I killed someone today. :D

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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