What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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DEATH.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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poop

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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