Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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