What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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This is a joke setup.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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You.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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