Killing your friend as a joke.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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