Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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want to go home? yea

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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