- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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