Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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