A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A black person in the NHL

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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