Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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