How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Women's Rights

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Hello penis

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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