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  • this qualifies as an actual joke

  • yeah this is a quote from the book fight club but with george washington instead of Marilyn Monroe

  • This is more of a joke than an anti-joke, imho.

  • Washington was buried in a crypt for fear of being buried alive. The more you know.

  • He'd be homeless, with no high school education or college degree.

  • Why did Patrick become famous? He's a star

  • This is hilarious! Demented, but hilarious!

  • yes i am

  • i dont get itt... haha

  • gg yah booostyed bonq DIWVOESFNG

  • What did the Hilary supporter say to the Trump supporter? "I respect your affiliation with another perspective , and I respect your opinions. However much I disagree." Whats sad about this joke is that it is not qualifable as an anti-joke because it isn't really a logical response given the circumstances.

  • i need to know what he would do by reaserch!

  • I feel so bad for the poor sap who calls the man a retard, and exclaiming that Washington was buried in a coffin, as it plainly says so in the joke.

  • What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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  • This joke is from a book by Chuck Palahniuk except he uses Marilyn Monroe

  • You mean casket. A cofffin is a different shape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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