What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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    this qualifies as an actual joke

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    Washington was buried in a crypt for fear of being buried alive. The more you know.

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    yeah this is a quote from the book fight club but with george washington instead of Marilyn Monroe

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    yes i am

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    Why did Patrick become famous? He's a star

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    He'd be homeless, with no high school education or college degree.

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    This is more of a joke than an anti-joke, imho.

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    What did the Hilary supporter say to the Trump supporter? "I respect your affiliation with another perspective , and I respect your opinions. However much I disagree." Whats sad about this joke is that it is not qualifable as an anti-joke because it isn't really a logical response given the circumstances.

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    What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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    i dont get itt... haha

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    This is hilarious! Demented, but hilarious!

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    gg yah booostyed bonq DIWVOESFNG

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    I feel so bad for the poor sap who calls the man a retard, and exclaiming that Washington was buried in a coffin, as it plainly says so in the joke.

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    i need to know what he would do by reaserch!

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    This joke is from a book by Chuck Palahniuk except he uses Marilyn Monroe

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