Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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