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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Read a Book.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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