Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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