They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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sixty....eight.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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