why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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This joke isnt funny.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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