Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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