How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

the cow goes moo

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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