What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Once upon a time, The end.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Jersey Shore.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Anti Joke

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