- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

I had sex. Just kidding.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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