what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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alert('hiiii');

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Anti Joke

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