- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

#scabbers

How old is your mom? Old.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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