Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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