Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

eh

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

You idiot.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

stinky boner

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

lol

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Hi

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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