A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Five guys one rape.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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KOOKABURRA

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Anti Joke

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