A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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