Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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