Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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