hi michael

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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