I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

hi michael

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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