What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Nickelback.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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im a willy bum bum

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Women's rights.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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