What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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