Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

woman's rights

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Women Voting

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

women have rights

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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