- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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