A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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