How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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