Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Joke

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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hextech crafting too opieop

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haha

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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women's rights.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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beiber i straight

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Anti Joke

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