- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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