- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

I'm Jewish

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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