Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Black Poeple

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Indeed.

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Anti Joke

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