A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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