What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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