yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Anti Joke

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