Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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PICKLES

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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