Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Horse tits

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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