why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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