Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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hi

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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fart+fart=poop

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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The Bible

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Anti Joke

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