roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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hi

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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