What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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