What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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the WNBA

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jwe

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Women's Basketball.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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