How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Ham sandwich

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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