What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Anti Joke

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