Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Obama

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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XD Jackass.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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hi joshua

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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