why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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