Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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