Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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