Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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