Women Drivers.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A fat man buys a salad

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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i dont like chris

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How come grilled cheese?

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Indeed.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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shauns beautiful

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Justin Beiber

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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