9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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I love Ciara!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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