So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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The Holocaust

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Lebron Traveled

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Chayton

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My mom.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Homework.

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What's up? The sky.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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whos gay? you are

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25

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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S.O.P.A

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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