How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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