What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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drugs.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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