What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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