- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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