a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

You know what's natural? Bears.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops