Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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