Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Punching a baby

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