What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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bite me

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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