What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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women playing football?

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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