What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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