Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Good afternoon.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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