What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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general tso's broccoli

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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fart+fart=poop

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Spinabifita

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Anti Joke

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