A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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