How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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