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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Women's Rights.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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