Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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PENIS lol

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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