How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Apple.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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penis hehehehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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