Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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does this look unsure to you?

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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ur gay

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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