There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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oops

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The geese of Growmore

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Cows go moo.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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your face

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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