This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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womens sports...

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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A joke

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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