What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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GIVE

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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im jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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