What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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test

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Penis

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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