How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Suck pussy

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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