how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Poverty.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Obama.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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