An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Lil Wayne

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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boobs

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Hitler

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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