Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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